Lord Phillips has Lost his Marbles.

It is not difficult to see why Britain is on the slippery slope,when so called leaders of society are trying their utmost to introduce disunity and mayhem into the lives of ordinary citizens by selling their heritage,and destroying their basic principles of life.The British Government has a responsibility to curtail the treasonable elements that are becoming increasingly evident,and emboldened by the lack of censure. The most senior judge in Britain,Lord Chief Justice Phillips has joined another numbskull,the Archbishop of Canterbury,in furthering the ambitions of Muslims in Britain by declaring the introduction of Sharia Law into aspects of British Society.This oratory dribble from a brain dead fool who lives in total ignorance of reality is something that is becoming common fare in the Realms of Justice.I would suggest that if certain elements of Britain need this foreign intervention to enter their lives they should emigrate to a country that will accommodate them.As for Lord Phillips and The Archbishop of Canterbury,I would suggest that they be incarcerated for the term of their natural lives in a suitable institution,Broadmoor.

Britons Unite. If you are a rapist or a paedophile and would like to defer from sex offender courses, or wish to enhance your social security benefits by claiming a second, third or fourth wife, then take the opportunity to become a Muslim. The British Government decline from insisting that you enrol in a sex offender course because it is against your religion and even though polygamy is illegal in Britain the Goverment insist on paying you benefit for each wife that you claim for. It is also on the cards that you will not be pestered by Police Sniffer Dogs because they are 'unclean' and should not be allowed to approach Muslims, be they terrorists or otherwise.

British Parliamentary Priorities.

Zimbabwe Debate. The debate in the Commons yesterday was to be a serious one relating to Zimbabwe,and it's despotic criminal,Mugabe.The urgent need for decision making and showing a true concern of the plight of the Zimbabwean people was completely lost on the sad rabble that preside in this chamber.Barely a handful of the peoples representatives bothered to turn up for what should have been an important debate on this country that has been hung out to dry by the rest of the world. A short time later,the house was full of maggots waiting for the serious stuff.Proposals last week were put forward to enable politicians to claim a 4,200 pounds a year pay perk with no receipts needed to validate the expense.It was a reflection on the sensitivity of paliamentarians that the decision was made to accept these proposals in the face of a public,that quite honestly would have expected,in the current economic climate,some form of restraint. Only a revolution can save this country from slipping into a Third World entity.

The Joker Judge. Judge Steven Everett is a sad reflection on the British Justice System. After hearing that a 15 year old lout had attacked a youth for accidentally bumping into him on a bus ,the Judge decided that this lowlife was not a significant risk to society and handed him down a 2 year training and detention order that would see him released within a year. The attacker had plunged a hunting knife through the victims thigh and out the other side, narrowly missing a major artery. This judge had the nerve to say he felt sorry for the perpitrators family and refused an application to name and shame this idiot. Well done Judge, you have come out of the closet and revealed a clown. Page Rank Eleven would have you thrown out of the system on your ear. You are a disgrace to humanity.

Rudd Leads The World.

The Australian Prime Minister has obviously greater influence on World Affairs than Page Rank Eleven gave him credit for.His revolutionary inspirations involving fuel watch,grocery watch, and whale watch have now been followed up in his latest idea called murder watch, by all the nations on earth.The African Union accepts the legitimacy of the Zimbabwe scoundrel Mugabe,the U.N. sits by and does absolutely nothing to oust this creature,and everyone is happy. Does it really need a rocket scientist to solve this problem? The first action to be taken is to immediately stop all aid, financial or otherwise to all African States.Tim Costello can take a well earned break from scrounging money for his hard earned wages, and the American Government should withdraw it's financial support for an assembly of wine quaffing ne'er do well representatives of a so called United Nations. Action is something foreign to this defunct outfit of leeches who strut the World Stage, represent nothing, and ride the gravy train for all it's worth. The World sat by and watched hundreds of white farmers being murdered,tortured or just kicked off their land, so why should anyone care about Mugabe murdering his own people.?

Mugabe Message. I can't understand what all the fuss is about. The election was fair and square, and I think the lack of opposition support was probably due to the bad weather. My team of supporters assisted those voters without transport by accompanying them where possible to the polls and were extremely grateful for it. I always find it hard to understand the reticence, in a democracy like ours, to participate in free and fair elections. Fortunately for me, common sense reigned, and our party turnout was justification for my past leadership endeavours. I had some wonderful congratulatory telegrammes from several despotic leaders from around the World inviting me to join them if things in Zimbabwe became a little too hot in the future.

Radical Press creating Defectors.

It is ironic, that suppression of the dubious background facts relating to Obama, by the Left Wing Rags will be instrumental in his ultimate Waterloo come November.The fair sex supporters of Clinton are not going to be ridden roughshod over by a Democratic Delegate majority that quite frankly does not pay attention to warnings given by media reporting of a fair and balanced nature.A substantial number of Clinton voters are preparing to climb on the McCain wagon to prevent a catastrophe manufactured by a dangerously Anti- American Media.To elevate a political paperweight of unknown persuasion, gullible enough to sit in the pews listening to rascist diatribe is not naivety, but suicidal. Even an intellegently challenged observer from Timbucktoo can see the writing is on the wall for America in this coming election. 18 years of indoctrination by Rev. Wright are not what I would suggest to be an apprenticeship for the leader of the free world. It has taken a very long time for Obama to discover the intestinal fortitude, albeit politically motivated, to cast one of his devils to the wind in an effort to give his nomination a modicum of respectability.You can fool some of the people some of the time but you can't fool a public that look in the cupboards and find skeletal remains all over the place. To the enlightened Clinton supporters I say, Go Girls.

Pfleger "Rev Wright Love Child."

The similarities are remarkable,the hatred ,the venom, the disgusting rhetoric,all directed at the "White Race". The serious problem arising it's ugly head in America today is that these bigots are uncontrollable.It is high time that a discrimination charge was brought against these individuals, but who has the intestinal fortitude to do it? Fear of a black uprising is all too hard for the government to contemplate so the garbage keeps getting kicked around in full view of the public. The voters, be they Democrat or Republican can deal with this in no uncertain terms by voting for McCain, a true patriot.Obama has too many friends on the wrong side of the fence to be a legitimate candidate for the Democratic Party .The delegates were premature in their nomination of this now, not so unknown character, and some quite frankly are regretting the faux pas. So as an outside observer of the unsavoury nomination by the Democratic Delegates,Page Rank11 looks on with trepidation of the thought.

Democratic Dilemma.

Page-Rank 11 is not too enthusiastic about the prospects of a Democratic victory in the forthcoming General Election.One sees the remaining Democratic Delegates having an enormous problem on their hands deciding on the lesser of two evils.Suggestions are that many delegates cast their votes in haste and are now wishing that they could go back and start again.
One pictures Hillary after a day on the campaign trail relaxing with a cup of Hot Chocolate,gazing at a photo of the Rev. Wright and singing "I believe in Miracles, since you came along, you sexy thing".
No more enthusiasm can be drawn from Mr Obama with child upon his knee relating the time when his great, great, grandpappy fought at the battle of the Alamo, or was it The Battle of The Big Horn.?
These two candidates can at best be described as confused.

Ferguson's Flip.

The Australian Minister of Energy, Martin Ferguson, demonstrated in Parliament today that he is anything but static in his portfolio.After warning the Prime Minister last week of the inevitable rise in fuel prices if the government proceeded with the fuel watch policy,he proceeded to relate to the house today, that the small problem of fuel increases would be overcome by ignoring his advice.
Eloquently challenged is an understatement for this buffoon.
Narcisuss Rudd and The Deputy Brown Trouser Suit rule, Martin, cos they are not part of your union.

Judge Robert Atherton : Paedophile Sympathiser.

It doesn't suprise me that the U.K. is on the skids when you wake up to this one. At Manchester Crown Court in a case involving a 19 years old adult and an 11 year old girl the Judge basically accused the minor of instigating the offences and welcoming the sexual activity!! After probation officers had ruled the culprit to be manipulative, predatory and posing a high risk of serious harm, the so called Judge decided the adult was to go free!!! The Judge, for all I know, could be a closet paedophile or a serious bedwetter but that is no excuse. This clown should be off to the shrink for physcological reports. Congratulations Judge, your ruling beggars belief, if we don't consider ulterior motives.

Pensioner neglect in the United Kingdom. Thousands of pensioners in the U.K. are being kept in the dark about the opportunities that are available to them regarding cheap accommodation. This is inexcusable of the Department of Social Security to fail to make pensioners aware of their rights to a better standard of living. The current pension payments are not even enough to pay winter fuel bills for the elderly in this country. Deaths from hypothermia are not reported, Salvation Army Centres are overrun with people unable to put food on their tables, yet this country and it's ruling Labour Party continue to choose to ignore the elderly in their hopeless attempts to survive in what has now become the land of opportunity for immigrant criminals and so called English born ne'er do wells who through their parentage continue to abuse this country's ill and criminally directed hospitality. From the author of the best seller : Criminal activities for Pensioners.

United Kingdom R.I.P.

The laughing stock of Europe is demonstrating it's prowess in consolidating it's hold on this ignominious title. Where else in the world can you find a prison population so reluctant to leave. Security is so lax, members of the public use ladders to scale the walls to supply the inmates with drugs and visiting prostitutes.
After these supply trips, the ladders are left behind, but the prisoners refuse the use of these implements to secure their freedom!!!!
As described to a government official by an inmate, the accommodation is first class and the facilities are far superior to what is available outside.
A single apartment with tv, drapes and central heating is something some pensioners would consider to be a luxury, but when you look at the free rent that goes with it, this constitutes a dream of unequalled parallel.
The British Government is treating these parasites with a respect that is not forthcoming to the pensioners who built this once, but never again, great nation.
To the members of the British Government PR11 would like to offer this piece of advice, although I consider it undeserving.
The ship is moments away from sinking, the revolution is beckoning, get out while you can.

Hilary "Killing Me Softly." Obama.

Democratic presidential candidate Obama accuses Hilary of scuppering his chance of becoming the first black man to be elevated to the White House. "Everybody knows she has the majority popular vote, but that doesn't count in this election race" he states.
When the primary race is over and Obama is given the nomination, he is concerned that apart from Alan Colmes, the rest of the "Clinton Camp" will defect to the Republican Party.
He is quite right in his assumption, on the basis that everything is non racial in this election, he can expect a support of approximately 8% of the white vote. With his 92% of black voters that gives him zilch.
PR11 has followed the struggle with interest and would suggest that apart from the skeletons in his cupboard Obama has got to find a way of getting rid of the maniacal wife.
Any individual that considers living in a country with a salary of $300,000 per annum as being a
bad place to be, should be incarcerated in a mental asylum. The 'First Lady Cap' doesn't fit so get her out of the shop.

Kevin ( I spleak Mandolin ) Rudd.

Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd declined P.R.11's offer of an interview even though at great expense we offered to provide an interpreter. His major claim to fame is his spouse, and learning a foreign language. This pathetic individual had the temerity to confront the Chinese in their own language with his thoughts on human rights and was told rather politely to sod off. Back to the drawing board with that one eh mate. Major decision so far is to whack an enormous tax on mixer drinks(60%) to curb the teenage rise in alcohol related misdemeanours. One less drink and a couple more party pills solves that problem for these idiots. Don't worry about the pensioners who just happen to buy these particular drinks eh Kev. You goose. Pensioners of Australia have spoken to us and we have decided to run a campaign against this disgraceful attack on one of their few remaining enjoyments. Another item of contention are the new smoking laws. P.R.11 can accept the law for smokers to take their habit outside of public venues, but to be told by publicans that smokers are not to be entertained outside is a blatant human rights violation. Don't worry though, the Australian Government will not penalise the druggies. Sharp bins will remain inside these public venues for their benefit.Why not leave ashtrays in the public toilets as well? No, say the Australian Government, we know that drug use occurs in pubs and clubs but our aim is to protect other members of the public from the danger of needle pricks and that is why we provide the bins!!!! A publican in our locality commented that he is devistated by the non smoking laws, as he can see the possibility at some stage when all the smoking patrons decide to pop outside for a quick drag at the same time, leaving his premises completely empty. This Rudd Government practices discrimination on a grand scale. Ban smoking in all public venues but not the high roller areas in casinos!!!! So P.R.11 suggests that all you smoking pensioners out there, go to your local casino and join the high rollers club. Don't gamble, just smoke your bloody heads off and watch the privileged foreigners enjoying something that ordinary Australians are not allowed to do in their own country. If the Diggers in the last 2 great wars had known what was going to transpire in this country they would have layed down their arms and surrendered. God bless them. P.R.11 is just warming up on this debate.

Response to P.R.11 from the Prime Minister. My government and I believe that putting up the price of mixer drinks by 60% will solve the problem of teenage binge drinking in Australia.It is not my belief that they will compensate for the rise in the price of the drink by taking a few more happy pills,and neither will they decide to buy a full bottle of spirits which is cheaper than 3 cans of drink now. Quite frankly the youth of Australia are too stupid and lazy to even consider this option as an alternative. P.R.11's assumption that we encourage druggies to shoot up in public places is quite wrong, as these bins are provided for the use of diabetics, who without this facility would nomally just throw them on the floor. As for the smoking question, we are proposing to ban all babies born after March 2009 from smoking.This decision is a bit worrying as it might encourage them onto the bottle.

Is Rev.Wright a Rascist ?

Is there anyone in the black population who is prepared to take this pathetic individual to one side and inform him that slavery is no longer practised in the U.S.A.!! This guy should be in jail not in church. I can't imagine that the U.S Government's plan to attack the black population with the aids virus could have failed so miserably. This pathetic individual is bustin a gut to keep Obama out of office, as success for Obama would completely disrail this guys continuous rantings of inequality and anti white bul.... Obama denies being present during any of his preachers disgustingly hateful sermons and informs us his wife was cheering so loudly that he couldn't hear a thing. Page Rank 11 has ranked Rev Wright as looney of the year.

Obama Dolittle. Reports are coming in regarding a relative of Obama being one of the writers of the big screen hit Dr Dolittle. The advice is noted as poignant because the Senator in speeches throughout the country has intimated his intention of playing the world stage with the likes of the President of Iran, The P.L.O. Castro and the Venezuelan Despot. It has been said that in his youth, prior to his religous indoctrination into the Hate Church, Obama saw the movie a considerable number of times and grew up convinced that it was perfectly normal to "Talk to the Animals."

Sir Paul's Regrets.

I was stunned that Sir Paul had heard of Page Rank 11, but pleased to conduct the interview. It was a revealing encounter that gave me a unique opportunity to ask the kind of questions that the press would not normally ask of such a prolific icon in the world of music. At this point in time the interview cannot be published as Sir Paul tells me that "Clippety Clop" wants more. He smiles when he reveals his pet name for the woman who has for the last 4 years made this thoroughly nice guys life a misery. I pointed out the warnings his daughter had given early on in the piece. but as he recounted to me, I guess at the time when we first met she was just a lame excuse (pardon the pun).

Stop Press.

Finally the adversarial differences between Hillary and Monica have been resolved.
Press reports yesterday, Hillary finally concurred what Monica has been saying all along. Bill O'Reilly Show reveals 'The Hillary' statement,"I WAS SHOT AT"
Colonel Hunt in a glorious Monica euphanism states "I AIN'T SWALLOWING THAT" Hillary was afforded the best protection money can buy on her Bosnia Visit.
After a good nights sleep Hillary confirms "IT WAS ONLY WISHFUL THINKING."

The Morning After.

Bill Clinton Post.

Well Howdee, It's a real pleasure to be invited on PR11.The print guys make everything up and just tell lies about me.This is my opportunity to be candid and open with you about the one thing in life that really gets my emotions to a fever pitch, and that's me. A music lover from an early age,I was always drawn to the strings, but as I developed through puberty and early adulthood,the wind section became more and more a part of my musical vocabulary. It wasn't until later years,Presidentially speaking that is, that I was captivated by a particular musical instrument that beguiled me throughout my term in office. I practised with gusto but never quite mastered the art of withdrawal from the pleasures of this amazing instrument.Many times I had to decline the offers of foreign dignitaries to join me in my musical endeavours, but now, as the years roll on and reality looms large, there is a distinct possibility that I may be playing only a minor role in the scheme of things.That recurring nightmare of Hillary looking down at me from the oval office chair and demanding "Once more with feeling Billikins" is driving me insane.Lack of practise has not depleted my desires so I look forward to a great Obama victory and a stealthy return to my pride and joy. aaarghhhmonica, I Love You. Billyboy.

Realisation of a Dream.

Well guys and gals it's been a long hard road to get where I am but it was all worth it.
Just looking back on those days when you wake up and check your page rank before you even have a coffee are over for me. I might throw a Google ad on the page at a later date for posterity, but for the time being I'm riding bareback. What, you may ask, would be the going rate for a paid link from PR11.? I can't be bought and the big boy's are too proud to ask, so the question is null and void. You need Keywords, and the means to identify the important ones to get where I am. Take a look at this paragraph and tell me what you think the Keyword is. Only one springs to my mind so it shouldn't be too difficult.
If you identify it you are well on the way to joining me on this heady trip of a lifetime. I will not reveal my secrets to the open media, that would not be a wise thing to do, but I will try to help the battlers in this world by answering their questions as best as I can, providing they are sensible and that they do not include spelling mistakes. E-mails with spelling mistakes are reviled on this blog and will be responded to in jibberish.
Getting back to the first paragraph, and identifying the Keyword.How did you go?
Well the Keyword is coffee!!
Why coffee? you ask. The answer is simple, and is just one of the many important Keywords that these Web Nerds are not aware of.
Up late at night working on your Meta Tags, you might need a yahoo!!!!
Or maybe if you are feeling a bit tired a Google might perk you up!!!
Try the Keyword in those lines just to get the feel of it.
The Keyword is coffee and it was staring you in the face and not a capital letter in sight.
If you have been able to digest this first important lesson I feel I can go on with this Blog to greater things. Drop me a line anytime .You will get a response to your queries and hopefully you will be enlightened and heartened that someone is out there and gunning for you.
Regards,
ELEVEN.